As much as I like social rides, they really fuck my Strava totals. I think I cleaned up the last 5 slots on every segment I rode yesterday. This in no way reflects my prowess as a cyclist, but as cagers say, “Ball don’t lie” and I guess neither does Strava. I thought about not even posting my results for fear of shame and possible retribution. Strava results like this really test a mans moxy. I could easily delete my account and open a new one under the name Gustavo Suarez and pretend as though Kenny McPherson never existed, but what would that truly accomplish. I mean people relocate all the time to start anew, but what they quickly learn is that they can’t run from themselves or in my case; ride.